About Us

Mission Statement:

As America’s oldest and largest caveman civil rights organization, Up With Cavemen works with a unified voice to ensure that cavemen everywhere, no matter their physical appearance, can live open, honest lives.

We support:

The effective lobbying of governments and companies to stop their discriminatory practices and biased imagery. Additionally, we support educating the general community on the historical pedigree and cultural mind of cavemen, and funding public research on pre-recorded historical anthropology.

Past campaigns:

Cavemen are beautiful: A campaign designed to instill the caveman community with a message of pride and reduce the number of cavemen who feel the need to alter their appearance with plastic surgery or hair-removal.

Cavemen are history: A campaign designed to educate the scientific community about the negative effects that prehistoric studies have on young caveman self-esteem. Up With Cavemen organized petitions and sit-ins to change the vernacular prehistoric, which literally means pre-history, with the more appropriate pre-recorded history.

Cavemen are:

Intelligent
“I graduated summa
cum laude.”